SEXUAL TOAST w/ DJ_S and John Stone

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...we like DJ Total M, and his gracing of the decks here in Seoul last month was a true audio treat all the over eighteens could enjoy. We hope to have him back sooner rather than later. Tonight's mix is his latest venture, and we couldn't be more tits out to have him as a return guest here on Toast Central. For more of the past, present, and future from Total M and his pal Miles Maeda, do check out the links below and maybe seek a couple of the cuts we've listed if you want some really juicy quality.
http://www.milesmaedamixes.com
AND
http://www.milesmaeda.com

Post Synthpunk Disco Days
Division Kent - The Year Of Magical Thinking (p e a c e FIRE Remix)
Empire Of The Sun - We Are The People (Ted & Francis Mix)
Curses! - The Deep End (Holy Ghost! Day School Dub)
Clubfeet - Teenage Suicide (Eli Escobar Remix)
Foals - Olympic Airways (Moscow Remix)
Parallels - Reservoir
Circlesquare - Dancers (Russ Chimes vs Anoraak Remix)
Friendly Fires - Paris (Aeroplane Remix)
Purple Crush - Marry Me
CFCF - Call Girl
Daroc - A Bout De Souffle
The Units - High Pressure Days (Headman Rework)
Mission Control - Innerspace
Cut Copy - Hearts On Fire (Aeroplane Pop Remix)
CFCF - Sogni Rossi
Hail Social - Heaven (Anoraak Remix)
Hey Champ - Cold Dust Girl
Sally Shapiro - Time To Let Go (CFCF Remix)

Yes, yes! Time for summer soul classics and deep jammin on rooftops, porches, patios, and wherever else you can burn meat and hopefully the gubmint in due time. At any rate, we recommend relaxing, sating, getting blazed and hopefully lighting the last joint of the night in the company of something sexually appealling in your hand whilst s/he lights the molotov and tosses in front of a bank, "suffering" massive entity that laid your ass off, or other symbol of crumbing & corrupt "governance by the people." Wait until the last part to do that, then whistle the dusk away happily skipping whilst holding hands as the sirens distantly blare away towards a part of town that knows little of what you've inflicted. Bring the kids if you have to, but not on a school night. Cuts listed lowerly!

1. Kool & the Gang - Summer Madness
2. Gene Harris - Los Alamitoslatinfunklovesong (Bugz Remake)
3. Metal Fingers - All Spice
4. Colossus - Innacity
5. Chic - Sao Paulo
6. Ultra Nate - Twisted
7. Fela Kuti - Mistake (LIVE Version)

This cat...I mean, THIS FUCKIN' CAT. He breaks it. These are possibly the funkiest, most soulful breaks we've heard in a while, and we couldn't be more honored to have this true West Coast soul warrior on our cast. Be sure to check his links below, because it's less a group of webpages than an endless funk vortex. Do check Mr. Massure's releases on Spring Strut and elsewhere. This cat's no joke, and we're glad to inaugurate this Hero of the Toast for this week. Hopefully he'll be back! Links & tracks below!

Danny Massure:
http://dannymassure.blogspot.com/
http://www.dannymassure.com/

Originally aired on Danny Massure's weblog March 11, 2009:
1) Flash Callahan - Give The People A Break - Jalapeno
2) Breakout - Lyve Wire - Melting Pot Music
3) Regal - The Mack (Club Edit) - Unique
4) Marc Hype & Jim Dunloop - Point Blank - Melting Pot Music
5) BadboE - What Is Hip - Good Groove
6) Danny Massure - The Five South (BadboE Remix) Spring Strut
7) Lack Of Afro - Mongrel Strut - Freestyle
8) Up, Bustle & Out - Dominoe Boys - Ninja Tune
9)Cleon - Jaylis & Family - Favorite
10) Timewarp Inc - Afrofunk - Timewarp Music
11) Tim van der Holst, Erwin Hoorweg, Rolf Delfos - Bonga Bonga Jazz (AIFF Remix) Social Beats
12) Sabo - Sambafrica - Sol Selectas
13) Thomas Blondet - Havana 2am - Rhythm & Culture Recordings
14) Mo' Horizons - Ai Mi Morena (Chocolate Restyle) Agogo
15) Flash Callahan - Do You Know The Truth (Silver Storic Remix) - Jalapeno
16) All Good Funk Alliance - REC (Ancient Astronauts Remix) Funk Weapons

It's techno underground party time, kids! The Resonate people and Illmeasures have been rockin some of the best underground parties in Chicago for years, and this mix shows Striz at some of his hardest and best. Time for some Chicago tech shit!

Do check Striz & company at:
http://www.illmeasures.com
AND
Their Freakeasy parties:
http://www.freakeasy.net
BLAM!

Who better to open up for legendary MC & Producer Tricky than our own Chitown homeboy DJ Striz? Not many, by our highly un-scientific yet exceedingly accurate estimates. If you have an eclectic and otherwise non-linear giant of electronic music coming into Chicago, you'd better call the Striz Line. That's all we're sayin. The first episode in our Double Feature for this week, please open your ears and your mind to our returning Hero of the Toast. We can only hope to link with him when we're back Chiside. BZZZZZZZZZZZT!

Time to fish deep into the recesses of your mind and wonder a few things about house, kids. That is, so I wasn't born in 1964, why can't I be into "real house" like some of the old-timers say? Not to villainize the originators, but remember that the 1990's were when Chicago became the House of Lords before Barack Obama. The second generation of Chicago house represented very well and still does, thank you very much. Ryan Scott returns for his Hero of the Toast trifecta, dedicating this one to anyone who enjoyed that era and wants to recollect that ish. Trax that you forgot about but still live below!

01. warfare (chez damier underground mix) - chez & ron
02. i'll never die (original mix) - forbeta
03. be right there - santone
04. the mask (original mix) - soda inc.
05. fresh start (iz's house dub/audio soul project edit) - tera deva
06. the test - ravi McArthur
07. struggles - marcus aurelius
08. deep inside - harddrive
09. down 4 u (original mix) - IZ + Diz
10. i need a little more (dubbed version mix) - red hot edition
11. creeps who sleep (scott pace alarm clock mix) - slum science
12. feel you (mark grant) - julius papp & dave warrin
13. can you feel it - mr. fingers

Tonight The Toast breaks the champagne bottle on the bow of our first rock cast in a while, and we can't thank The Fist enough for letting us put this lovely blast monster on the show. The Fist had a short lifespan. Maybe it was the fisticuffs-oriented pornography, or the whiskey bottle-wielding bb gun fights, or possibly the firework wakeup calls. Either way, you should definitely check out The Fist and their debut funereal album here, or download it through myspace, because that's where all the kids hand out nowadays. Along with Sigourney Weaver...RRRRRRRRRROWR! We digress, TRAXX!

1. Orca
2. Ga Ga
3. Dollhairs
4. Gardens
5. The Gun
6. The Test
7. The Gang Sings!
8. The Prom

Hey, long time no see! Well, we're sure you are not going to be disappointed by this mix from the official Guru of the Toast, and a man that can truly make the world evolve, as it were. He's been massaging our brains with some of the smoothest, most diverse mix stylings for years and years, and it comes as no surprise to hear the absolute quality embodied in this exclusive gem from our main man. We cannot thank Total M enough for his brilliant services from here to eternia, and we hope you enjoy listening to this as much as we did.

Don't worry about the future, kids. We'll be back weekly from here to eternia...

The first half of this mix was originally aired 12 January 2009 on TBS eFM courtesy of Stuart Reece's "Rough Around The Edges" program. We've decided that half an hour just ain't doin' this mix right, and have thus patched an extra 40 minutes of fun to it.

Tracks!
The Last Poets - Mean Machine (Splice's Automatic Edit)
Alphonse Mouzon - Mouzon Moves On (Early Gazeebo Edit)
Charly Brown - The Twilight Zone
Lawnchair Generals - The Truth (DJ Sneak's Filthy Dub)
Blakkat - Job Satisfaction (Duriez's Plastic Remix)
All Good Funk Alliance - Party Over Here! (Original Mix)
King Kooba - San Salvador
Afronaught feat. Alison David - Dreams Come True
FASE - Because I Can
Jason Hodges - Sample This
DJ Sneak - Sticky Shiet (Sneak's Sticky Icky Og Mix)
Zed Bias feat. Randolph - Mighty Dub
Myungho Choi - Try Me (Original Mix)
Bob Sinclar - The Ghetto
Donny Hathaway - The Ghetto

This isn't a mix about your fam, so get over that shit. It is, however, by a guy who's definitely become fam in the very short while that he's been here in Korea via our nights together bumpin' it in Seoul at Sensation and elsewhere. Russtafari is a great DJ with an incredible ear for quality. However, it's sad to see him and his talents take off for the shores of Thailand after a rather short stay in Seoul, and we'll truly miss his amazing mixes and energy.

For those of you doin' ya thing in Bangkok, you're gaining a special talent and an all-around great guy. For those of you in Seoul, time to start searching for his equal. Since that's not gonna happen, maybe it's time to just fire up that lame Tom Cruise remake of Mission Impossible while you cry and masturbate. We'll be doing the same, sans Tom Cruise, tears, or busy arms.

Tracks!
1. Intro - Dynamic Syncopation
2. Clandestine Operation - Up Bustle & Out
3. New & Improved (feat. What What) - The Herbaliser
4. When I Shine (Dynamic Syncopation mix) - The Herbaliser
5. Today London Tomorrow The World - London Funk Allstars
6. Bug Powder Dust (Kruder & Dorfmeister Session) - Bomb
7. Funkungfusion - Dynamic Syncopation
8. Dreamy Days (remix) - Roots Manuva
9. Seven - 4Hero vs. Ursula Rucker
10. Dieu Reconnaitra Les Siens - DJ Cam
11. The Pacifist - DJ Vadim
12. Riviera Traxx Dub - Rollercone
13. Taa Fun Aiye - DJ Vadim
14. Edie Brikell - DJ Vadim
15. Clockwork - Roots Manuva
16. 19-2000 (Original mix) - Gorillaz
17. Milestone - Dynamite Deluxe feat. Blak Twang & D-Flame
18. Slipped Disc - Luke Vibert
19. Something Wicked (feat. Seaming To) - The Herbaliser

We're truly honored to have a live mix from the man we consider to be Montreal, hell, Canada's deepness authority. Jojo Flores, his Therapy radio show, and Gotsoul Recordings have been monumental contributors to the deep house we all love, and he's been travelling the world spreading the sound to anyone that has the smarts to listen attentively and dance inapproapriately or otherwise. For any of you unfortunate enought to be unfamiliar, please follow the linkage to the website below where Jojo can keep you up-to-date on all of his exploits around the world, along with the fabulous releases Gotsoul has been pumpin past, present, and future. Remember that "know" is not a verb you normally put in the continuous, you either do or you don't.

Linkage: http://www.jojoflores.com

Ah yes, it's time to take a trip to the official favorite basement of this here program and find two fellows that have been instrumental in the formation of this program. Wasted Chicago Youth is the production duo of long-time Smartbar resident Justin Long and Chitown veteran producer Mazi. This is a special two DJ, four turntable set of sheer bumpy madness, which surely you'd expect coming from these two playing together.

At any rate, do look out for this fierce and ruthlessly independent crew's new "Cuckoo Clocked" on Fresh Meat Records, which should be easy to find at a friendly neighborhood vinyl dealer near you!

Check the myspace page, suckas!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=373203093

We've witnessed many a tour-de-force on this bitch, but none quite as impressive as this 50 track, 79 minute homicide by a couple of true break warriors. Mr. Fudge has become a true friend of the Sexy Toast, and we can't be more grateful for his provision of this mix du maximum.

For further info/bookings/sexual favor deliveries, you can contact the DJ's at the emails below. If you see either of these fools on a flyer (which you will...A LOT), you'd be best advised to go!
Mr Fudge: dj.mrfudge@gmail.com
Nigel Morrison: djnigelmorrison@gmail.com

Ridiculously scroll-like track list below:
Big Daddy Kane vs. Mr. Fudge – The Man The Daddy Fudge
Flow Dynamics – Shock Ya Mind
Sleeve – Get It On
Calagad13 – Fonky Feeling
Herbaliser – Can’t Help This Feeling
Mousse T & Can 7 – Gourmet de Funk (Funkorama mix)
P Zilla vs. Parker – Rock Dat
DJ Yoda – Playing Around
FK1000 – Elevate Yer Oochie
Telesfor – Two Busy Bees Boogie (Slope mix)
BMD – Take a Break
Dusty – Voodoo (Romanowski’s Voodoo Island mix)
FK1000 – Simple Flash
Prosper – Funksplosed (Audited Beats)
Q Tip – Breathe & Stop (Feature Cast Joint)
South City All-Stars – Youth Bump
Feature Cast – Chuck Berry
FK1000 – It’s a Rubix Thang
Prince – 1999 (A Skillz & Nick Thayer Boot)
Calagad13 – Get On Down
P Zilla & Parker – Ups ‘n Downs
FK 1000 – It Takes 2 To Kiss
Feature Cast – Funky White Brother
Neighborhood Romeo – Chain Gang
DJ Wood feat. Lady Precise – Groove Me
All Good Funk Alliance – Slingshot Boogie (Feature Cast remix)
Juke – Like It or Not
Sampology – Back On The Drums
A Skillz feat. Beardyman – Got The Rhythm
Interlude Beat
A Skillz – LSD
Aldo Vanucci & Feature Cast – Make You Happy
QDup Foundation – Cosmic Soul
Bob Marley – African Herbsman (Weeks remix)
DJ Deville feat. DJ Gregg R – Walk Like an Egyptian (Club Hype rework)
Grandmaster Flash – The Message (Bird Peterson’s Junkyard remix)
Bah Samba & The Fatback Band – Let The Drums Speak
Aldo Vanucci & Feature Cast – Walk Like A Man
Alien Entertainment – Get Crazy (Badboe remix)
Cut La Rocc feat. Chase Master Kevvie – Funk wit Dis (Jay Original mix)
A Skillz vs. Beatvandals – Beat Don’t Stop
Quincy Jointz – Real (Basement Freaks remix)
Magic Disco – The Beat Goes
Time Warp, Inc. – Afrofunk
Fonkyn Son – Rock Da Spot (Original mix)
Plump DJ’s – Lost In Space
Mash/Munkee – Wake Up
Muza Yakuza – Latin Hustler (Jay Funk & Luc mix)
Danny Massure – Mama Didn’t Lie (Rephrase remix)
Krafty Kuts & A Skillz – Happiness (Original mix)

Here's part two of this week's double feature. We would also like to point out that both of these mixes are illegal in several relatively open and democratic countries. Enjoy the illegal flavor!

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This is the mix that really startled all of us at Sex Toast before Sex Toast was Sex Toast. Tonight we present a two-part series mixed by DJ Madrid, who was one of our old partners in crime with the Taal Jazz Massive. Even though it's been a while he's still without question one of the most solid DJ's we've ever seen, heard, or met. His abilities to blend almost everything into a smooth, melodic blend is something you have to see in person, which feature a most eclectic yet exquisite selection, making his live sets a look-out-below-type of experience because the crowd never knows where things are headed. Welcome to the experience that is Diaspora Funk.

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Jon Dica is a smart guy. Thus, he knows you've been waiting all year for a pass on your usual parole officer beratement, maybe even hoping that the speed bump you fashioned on your street will finally work on the Jaegermeister truck that has rolled by unimpeded for over a year now. Deep inside your heart of hearts, Dica knows you sometimes wish after your seventeenth Christmas Eve heavy brandy egg nogg that Santa was there to deliver you from all evil, just like in the prayer you've mumbled in church since childhood. Well, it's time to let ol' Jon be your tour guide on this inspiring and outraging economic humpfest of a Yuletide. Merry Everyone!!!

John Denver & The Muppets - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Esquivel – Snowfall
Dirty Boyz - All I Want For Christmas (Is To Get Crunk)
Andy Williams - It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (A Shrift Remix)
Renne J. Grant - Share My Ham For Christmas
Nat King Cole - Buon Natale (Means Merry Christmas To You)
Dean Martin - Jingle Bells (Dan the Automator Remix)
The Berlin Symphony Orchestra - The Nutcracker Suite (Baz Kuts Breaks Mix)
Bing Crosby - Happy Holidays (Beef Wellington Remix)
Louis Prima - What Will Santa Claus Say When He Finds Everybody Swinging
Run-DMC - Christmas in Hollis
Kurtis Blow - Christmas Rappin'
Little Cindy - Happy Birthday Jesus
Richard Cheese - Last Xmas
New Birth Brass Band - Santa's Second Line
Bob Rivers - Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
Carmen McRae & Sammy Davis Jr. - Baby, It's Cold Outside
Ella Fitzgerald - Christmas Island
Ingrid Lucia - Zat You Santa Clous?
Jingle Cats - What Child Is This?
Dinah Washington - Ole Santa
Charles Brown - Please Come Home For Christmas
Bob Rivers - You Ain't Gettin' Shit For Christmas
Akim - Santa Claus Is a Black Man
John Denver & The Muppets - We Wish You A Merry Christmas

Okay, so it's been a while since we started doing the guest mix series, and we have to admit that things have gotten a bit off track. However, it's time to start getting back to the roots of Sexual Toast, which is making you do it while you smoke weed and hate the gubmint. That was our mission, and we stand by our Three Principles of Totally Awesome Things To Do, tomatoes thrown in hostility or not! At any rate, we reiterate...music makes you do it, it's a simple fact. That's why we're putting together the entire process for you tonight. How did you go from buying flowers for that girl to wondering why she stole your car? What was that rather ethnic hooker yelling about Velen-times Day when you left her at 52nd St & 6th Ave on her back? Why, oh why, couldn't you get it up last night? With this mix, it doesn't matter. The fact is, it happened, so let's stop crying while masturbating and start dancing again, yeah?

Tracks set to my tisks below:
Rendezvous - Jazzanova feat. Capitol A
Horny Dub - Roots Combination
Tempest Dub - Cotton Belly
Righteous Dub - Uptight Productions
London - Internation Observer
2001 Beats - Luke Vibert
This Beat - The Jazzual Suspects
Dopebeatz - King Kooba
Leanin' - Paul Randolph
Wasn't Worth My Time - Flash Track 6
Delicious - Joey Negro and the Sunburst Band
That Night (Wahoo Mix) - Jazzanova feat. Vikter Duplaix
Mess Up - Benjamin Devigne

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We just had a fellow DJ this weekend tell us at an event before he went on that he "didn't know how [we] switched styles so much." Well, that quote didn't come from one Ryan Scott. The man clearly cares nothing about such concerns, and merely wants to play good music in the true tradition of Chicago DJ's from the early days with WBMX to today's Mushroom Jazz ish. If you play the shit that people like, then the people will come...it's that simple. Thus, our returning Hero Of The Toast shines light on where other things were dark, and additionally provides us with a chance to really throw some water on this hot house for a change. Enjoy your dank.

1. Old Fashoned Tief - Duran Y Garcia
2. Move On Up - The Dynamics
3. Foto Viva - Mo Horizons
4. SSS 005 - Super Smoky Soul
5. Bonus Track - Inland Knights
6. Set Your Night On - Fish Go Deep
7. Keep On (Edseven Dust Lazy Remix) - Regal
8. Drag Your Feet - Edseven
9. Gangsta Shit - Dj Cam
10. The Language of Music - Jaywalkers
11.Static Society - King Kooba
12. Morning Mist - Jaywalkers
13. Blue Marine - Saltwater Allstars
14. Woebegone (Flying Lotus Like Woe) - The Long Lost
15. Sunshine Lazy (Tony Nwachukwu) - Zero dB
16. Dali Barley - Inkliing
17. Crazy For You - Saltwater Allstars

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Let us just say right off the bat that we have dancinged, drunkened, swimminged, and laugh out loudinged to the soundtrack of Mr. Clement's beats on many a weekend here in Seoul. The guy plays more funky jams in a weekend than many scientists thought humanly possible without heavily frothy consequences, rain pain or fame. Luckily, those frothy consequences and other nonsensical elements are left to the public and our guest tonight is almost always the last man standing...still droppin' records at 6am lookin phat and happy.

1. Jackzilla - Bobby & Klein
2. Got To Let You - Tovar
3. Disco Monk (Deep Mix) - Christian Malloni
4. Say Something - Tovar
5. We Got Gam - Soydan
6. Buffalo Girl (Dub Mix) - James Curd
7. Do It 4 Da Love - Groundholder
8. Hot On Your Trail (Frequent Flier's Remix) - Oriental Funk Stew, Olivier Desmet
9. Up The Wall - Inland Knights
10. If You Dont Have Funk I Lend U Some - Mastiksoul
11. Feel My Luv (Anhanguera Acid Remix) - Kris G
12. On Fire - Vernon & Dacosta

Tonight our mix series takes us to the far off shores of Hong Kuh-Kong Kong Kong for a mix from a dear old friend that you're sure not to forget. It's funny that both of us grew up in the Midwest amongst the same hooligan crew yet didn't meet until our corporate adventures in the Far East. Shouts go out to the go-go shows of Thailand, Korean package tours, and the Midwest still rulin' the roost at Sinchon Center. Remember this: When you go out in Singapore, don't wear shorts.
Something or Other mixed by DJ_S
Lookin' Ass Nigga (Houston Remix) - Cornbreadd
What Price Samba - Azymuth
Love Has Come Around - Donald Byrd
Sexy Toast with Nutella mixed by Jon Dica
Mulatu Astatke - I Faram Gami I Faram
Success N Effect - Roll It Up (Bass Kickin Beats)
Kenny Dixon Jr. - Untitled (Private Collection 001)
Alexander Robotnick - C'est La Vie Giorgio Moroder - E=MC²
Dylan Digits - Death in Winter
DJ Sneak - Funky Rhythm (Club Mix)
Marques Wyatt - For Those Who Like To Get Down
Raw Deal - Blues for Brother
George Jackson Rudy's Playhouse - Got To Be Free (Acid Overdose Mix)
Purveyors of Fine Funk - Summer Funk
Plexus - Auto Shutter (Mix 3) DJ Deeon - Headstrumental
Dr. Cryptic - The Bell
ilkie - I Sed

Okay, so we feel guilty that we didn't give our main girl a full hour on the last episode she graced the decks, but we're making up and out for that in time lost. We don't forget our troops. Anyway, we thought we'd help everyone let go during a week of massive tension in our parts, so this is our second contribution to the election. Needless to say, we're more than happy that we were dancin' live and not in our dreams election-wise, but it must be said we're sorry that we got distracted and posted this to you late if you haven't checked it out yet.

Korea quiz time, kids! What is 찌개 (Jjigae)? Is it: a) A spicy mix of vegetables and red pepper soup that warms the souls of countless Koreans and foreigners living here OR b) A wonderfully eclectic night put on monthly by DJ Ladybird and friends at Joker Red in the Hongdae area of Seoul? The answer is, of course, BOTH!

Every month, this crew of very solid DJ's puts on an eclectic night of funk, jazz, house, techno, and everything in between. This month, DJ_S was their honored guest for cocktail hour, and he can only hope he didn't disappoint as it was his first gig out in several years. YIKES! Anyway, for more on Ladybird, re:cursive, slackjaw, and sunshine do check their pages on facebook or myspace below!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=12941587260
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=379160366
Tracks:
7 Dub - Rock It Tonight
St. Germain - Montego Bay Spleen
Abdullah Ibrahim - Did You Hear The Sound?
Pointer Sisters - Pinball Number Song
Eddie Kendricks - Girl, You Need A Change Of Mind
Afronaught - Transcend Me
Daniel Wang - 24 To Vector Z
Moodymann - I Can't Kick This Feeling When It Hits
8fatfat8 - Fatty
Undercover Agency - Livin' In The Mind
Moloko - Pure Pleasure Seeker (Pure Pleasure Disco Vocal)
To-Ka Project - Turn On, Tune In (Dropout Mix)