SEXUAL TOAST w/ DJ_S and John Stone

OCS2 mixed by Waffles

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:41:04 GMT

Sorry to toot our own horns, but this is a mix we've been holding in the breadbasket for a WHILE and it's SERIOUSLY DOPE. Unlike those other SERIOUSLY DOPE San Francisco treats that leave you in The Mission with your pants down under the hot sun or in jail after a night of doing what you do, this should leave you comfy in your own crib. Zing!

Sunburst Band Remixes mixed by Joey Negro

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:43:27 GMT

Dave Lee. Joey Negro. What more is there to say? For once we're not going to say anything and just let the mix do the talking, except to send BIG THANKS to the Man In The Middle of the phenomenon that is Z Records, Simon Purnell, for giving us permission for hosting this lovely, important mix. Buy "The Sunburst Band Remixed" HERE: http://music.zrecords.ltd.uk/process.php?pname=ShowAlbumDetailsProcess-Start&CategoryID=4&AlbumID=111¤cy=price.GBP Vote for Joey Negro as a Top 100 DJ or, fuck it, TOP 10: http://www.top100djs.net/ Get to know The Man and his latest exploits: http://www.joeynegro.com

Le Frique Le Mix mixed by Frique

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:13:42 GMT

Ah, this mix takes us back to proper Monday sessions on Damen Avenue and wilin' out weeded Wednesday nights at Slick's and everything in between. This is a true Chitown Head in every sense of the term and someone we're proud to call a friend who educated and motivated. The man is always there to support the Windy City young bruvs and the old guard even on the coldest nights, and it can't be said how much he's contributed to this program quantitatively, but the connection and warmth are still there even after long times away from the Chi and thus His Friqueness. As it says early on most aptly, this is "something for your mind." So just let the deep get deeper as it cuts you, you'll dig it.

Mix Discos Mutantes mixed by Miles Maeda

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:51:10 GMT

We've said it before and we'll say it again, those who speaketh of one Miles Maeda with sharp tongue are automatically laughed at by untold thousands, and we laugh heartiest here at The Toast at even the thought of such nonsensical rantings. That being said, this mix is sure to please our disco brethren and we stand in awe at not only the diversity of tunes Mr. Maeda can flawlessly mix, but the man in general. This was originally aired on Niklas' "Discos Mutantes" radio program this year, and although our rather selfish hearts chafe at sharing, our love for Miles and pretty much all things Spanish or Portugese wins the day. Links to all things mentioned above along with track listing can be found below. Enjoy mis mutantes! Discos Mutantes Radio Show: http://radio.myhouse-yourhouse.net/ Miles Maeda: http://www.milesmaeda.com/ His Mixes: http://www.milesmaedamixes.com/ "Mix Discos Mutantes" 1. Jones Girls – Nights Over Egypt 2. Sister Sledge – Thinking Of You 3. Grace Jones – Pull Up To The Bumper (Dub Edit) 4. Goldie Alexander – Spend My Life With You 5. Cheryl Lynn – Encore 6. Gwen Guthrie – Hopscotch (Instrumental Edit) 7. Rene & Angela – I Love You More 8. Marta Acuna – Dance, Dance, Dance 9. Toto feat. Cheryl Lynn – Georgie Porgie (Long Version) 10. Starshine – All I Need Is You (Instrumental) 11. Odyssey – Inside Out 12. Gwen Guthrie – Seventh Heaven (US Remix) 13. Kid Creole & The Coconuts – I’m A Wonderful Thing, Baby (Extended) 14. Plastic Bertrand – Stop Ou Encore (Ron Hardy Re-edit) 15. The Earons – Land Of Hunger 16. Imagination – Just An Illusion

Space Academy BC: A Collection of Early Evening Galactic Funk Favorites compiled & mixed by DJ_S

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:00:18 GMT

Here at Toast Central, our team's been intricately involved with an up-and-coming night here in Seoul known as Space Academy, which features residents DJ_S, Mykian, and Keystoned. Going strong into its fourth party in new digs at The Hive, we at Sex Toast decided to release a mix representative of the early hours on these nights, when everyone's kind of wandering in wondering why the DJ is wearing a space suit and 3D shades. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a representation of these hours Before Crunk, or when the ship really hits the fan at our nights. Be sure to stay tuned for more mixes here & the others in the Space Academy collective as well as our special guests and affiliates. A special thanks goes to past guests DJ Madrid, Miles Maeda, Cross Eyed Pony, and Gravity Herself Ms. Venus Robertson at The Hive. Follow the links below to keep up with Space Academy on Facebook, along with links to The Hive as well! Track listing is below that, of course... Space Academy Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=146955701069&ref=ts The Hive Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Seoul-South-Korea/The-Hive-Seoul/82909112054?ref=ts The Hive Blogspot: http://www.thehiveuniverse.blogspot.com "Space Academy BC" Sun Ra - The Satellites Are Spinning Eddie Henderson - Sunburst Madvillain - Rhinestone Cowboy Luke Vibert - Space Race People Under The Stairs - Rhymin' With The Bonez (Instrumental) Gaz Nevada - Special Agent Man (Female Version) Conga Starr - Peas (Chopped & Cropped by Splice) Donna Summer - Beet Toop (Bambi & Gazeebo Original Edit) Hercules & Love Affair - Lift Me Up Loletta Holloway - Stick & Move (CR Edit) Andy Ash - Galaxy Funk 1200 Warriors - Breathe Control Lenny Kravitz - What Goes Around Comes Around (Afro Jackson's Big Phat Karma edit)

OCS mixed by Waffles

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:27:44 GMT

This guy's got a rep from a lot of cats who know in the Bay Area, so when we got this mix, we simply had to put that bitch ON! Waffles has recieved his name I'm told from playing a lot of breakfast time techno, which does a booty good as everyone knows. Anyway, if you see anything more from this guy do let us know, and hopefully we'll meet him when we're around The Bay in October! DING! DING! Time to hop on the techno trolley and lose your shit!

Make It Shake mixed by Delaney

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:31:42 GMT

Delaney has been sorely missed by us here at Toast Central, and by that we mean we fucking whiffed big time to the tune of about 2 months after recieving this quality mix. For that we give a run-around apology to be aired tonight on Fox News right between Bill Kritol swallowing his own tongue as per yoojzsh and more stories on the scary socialist bogeymen running amock in your high rent broke down palace hospitals. Anyway, here our man provides his own health care and hopes you can dance with that $3,500 cast on while we hold up a massive red banner that simply says "FREE" in one hand and a jagged, bloody syringe in the other. Big smiles!!! Sharing is caring!!! Who wants to get high?!? Your bill is below, which will be collected in due time...by your earifices. Ding! Number 42, your stool sample is READY and SHAKEABLE! "Make It Shake" Crazydayz (Inland Knights Remix) - The Emptyheads Hot Funk (Original Mix) - Joey Youngman So Dope (Original Mix) - Anhanguera Funky Miracle (Original Mix) - Anhanguera Like That (Original Mix) - Point Five Creepin Hoodlums (Original Mix) - Scrubfish, Laurence Real Life (Original Mix) - Tovar Always On My Mind (Jon Milsom Horn Mix) - East St. Louis Players Bar Fly (Original Mix) - Scrubfish, Laurence Sake To Me (Original Mix) - Scrubfish, Laurence I Don't Care (Hatiras Remix) - I Don't Care It's A Feeling (Original Mix) - Deemah Guess (Original Mix) - Deemah Electrophyd Phunk (Manu XTC Refunk Mix) - DJ Phenix Far Far Away (Nate Laurence Remix) - Bryan Jones

Monsoon Mulva mixed by DJ_S

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:45:54 GMT

This here is a tribute to our equalized love and hate for the rain, and the tracks we found while it was pelting errythang here in Asia over the past couple months. Consider it a celebration and a tribute to the wetness we all hate and need...and that's not just us pre-verts here at Toast Central. Water is a fackalife, and that's a new word. Both of these are things which youz need to deal with if there's probs with it. At any rate, trax are forthcoming, below: "Monsoon Mulva" Andy Ash :: Carnivale de l'Spirit Jazzconductor :: Wadin' Se-sa :: All Together (Syke 'n Sugarstarr Afrodesia Remix) Marschmellows :: Tijuana Gold Manuel Sahagun :: Stop! Joshua Heath :: My Headphones (420 Rerub) Gramophonedzie :: Street Lady Monokini :: Mean Man Mr. Nice Legs :: Summertime Frank de Jo Jo :: Come Home Baby Thomas Schumaker :: 3 Note Jazz Eddie Kendricks :: Date With The Rain (Extended Disco Mix)

Shaken, Not Stirred mixed by DJ 4Play

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:34:37 GMT

On his second return to The Toast, 4Play delivers in his usual uptempo, funky style. This mix was given to us in a haze at our new and sexiest toastarific residency venue, The Hive. Master 4Play, Absolut, and PR Magazine surely delivered in other areas, but the most important thing is that The Hive be buzzin. This is the new underground for Seoul. Much like our own Toast, it's a venue where genres aren't important, but quality reigns supreme. Tired of bullshit electro wherevs ya go? The Hive knows how ya feel. Want to go to a club where you don't see some dipshit in a suit leaning over the booth? The Hive is keepin' it unreal. Anyway, check this mix, check the sites below, and realize that SOUL still be bumpin in Seoul. http://www.thehiveuniverse.blogspot.com/ OR http://www.facebook.com/pages/Seoul-South-Korea/The-Hive-Seoul/82909112054?ref=ts

Voodoo Jou-joo mixed LIVE by Cait Cut

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:05:36 GMT

We've been listening to this girl for a while, and she's been cuttin' into our hearts very consistently. We are very proud to present Cait Cut on our show for this week. This girl's been rockin' it about Ireland and makin' the poypul go nuts as a result. She has a fearless streak, naturally being Irish, and this mix shows. There's blatant disregard for genre, a penchant for throwing bass against the walls and watching it splatter, and a few mixes might also be strewn across the wall, we might add. You remember when you just went out to party to some wicked tunes and didn't start bitching like a puff every time the beats clashed? Well, let's take a step back from your too-smooth and too-boring electro set for a wee sec and appreciate some party music for once, shall we? Tracks listed end to start, just because: Voodoo Jou-joo cutty ranks - original ranks (just jungle remix) Boymerang - Soul Beat Runna dj cam - innervisions (flytronix remix) the fugees vs max romeo - ready or_not (dreadsquad blend) up bustle & out - tabla talkin dub ft.nitin sawhney (beatfanatic remix) The Jacksons - Let Me Show You the Way to Go trey songz - wonder woman (instrumental) i like it Mustt Mustt (Massive Attack Remix) LL Cool J Ft. Jennifer Lopez - Control Myself (Club Mix) HURRY UP AND DIE - dj paradyce streetlife originals - the assasin act1 Eve feat Swizz Beatz - Tambourine (Funkymix Remix) stephen marley - lonely avenue the slits - typical girls (brink style dub) I Love You But Fuck You - tech9ine Don Carlos - Gimme gimme your love please mr. jackson - willis jackson quintet, jack mcduff The Brooklyn Funk Essentials - Snake's Pass up bustle & out - everyday (butch cassidy sound system remix) Plucker Candy dulfer - true and tender earl tutu - the master delivers (beatless mix) omar faruk tekbilek-shashkin (hefner remix) Zeb - Opium Skream - Blue Eyez twilight circus dub sound system - u.k. steppers rhythm records - hipnotized l.d. - swing that skirt Shut Up & Dance - Moving Up (Vocal Mix) Plump DJ's - Get Kinky Nitin Sawhney - Lately (Ges-E and Visionary Underground Mix) El-B feat. Jucie Man - Buck & Bury (Original Mix) Let's Get Dirty Painstaker horsepower productions - special 131 marvin - holla (beatsy collins re-edit) milton jackson - the rhythm track parov stelar - silent snow (original version) Bombs - faithless Milton Jackson - snap crackle Jet project – burra (original mix) south city allstars - lets dance basement freaks – gypsy breaks (original mix) club des belugas – jilt by julie the voodoo trombone quartet – do it your own way the voodoo trombone quartet – chinese burns for free voodoo juju – voodoo trombone quartet

Disco Terror mixed by Hashzilla

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:47:25 GMT

Heretowith, we haven't quite posted something this dark, demented, and brilliant on Toast Central before. Call it what you want, but when your crew is lost in Tokyo and gets randomly invited to a party where you meet a guy who's running a great site, a couple Japanese Miss Universe finalists, Jimpster after he ripped your face off the night previous, and a massive amount of top quality people in one completely random-ass night, we at Toast Central call that magic. Maybe it was black magic, but meeting the former at that party tops the list of important things that happened that night, Jimpster and, biting our tongues here, potential Miss Japan honies be damned (sorry, Saemi...we love you)!!! For more on Hash and his wonderfully endless slew of electronically gifted villains, do check out either of the sites below: http://www.samurai.fm AND Hash's DJEditDrinking Team http://www.loudminorityradio.com/ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! Terror!

Freakin' Easy mixed by Brad Owen

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:46:46 GMT

Recorded LIVE at the Freakeasy, Chicago. Brad Owen, or, as our man Phillip Morrow called him back in the day, "DJ Lifestyle," was a major influence on us back in Chicago, and basically was one of the first to notice and utilize our Sexy Toast methodology on the decks, making our man DJ_S a staple monthly opener and a big part of the Smartbar operation for several years until the FBI finally caught up with us. Whoops! Off to Korea! Anyway, for you heads that love your old school house, this one's sure to tickle the fancy panties.

Post Synthpunk Disco Days mixed by DJ Total M

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:18:48 GMT

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...we like DJ Total M, and his gracing of the decks here in Seoul last month was a true audio treat all the over eighteens could enjoy. We hope to have him back sooner rather than later. Tonight's mix is his latest venture, and we couldn't be more tits out to have him as a return guest here on Toast Central. For more of the past, present, and future from Total M and his pal Miles Maeda, do check out the links below and maybe seek a couple of the cuts we've listed if you want some really juicy quality. http://www.milesmaedamixes.com AND http://www.milesmaeda.com Post Synthpunk Disco Days Division Kent - The Year Of Magical Thinking (p e a c e FIRE Remix) Empire Of The Sun - We Are The People (Ted & Francis Mix) Curses! - The Deep End (Holy Ghost! Day School Dub) Clubfeet - Teenage Suicide (Eli Escobar Remix) Foals - Olympic Airways (Moscow Remix) Parallels - Reservoir Circlesquare - Dancers (Russ Chimes vs Anoraak Remix) Friendly Fires - Paris (Aeroplane Remix) Purple Crush - Marry Me CFCF - Call Girl Daroc - A Bout De Souffle The Units - High Pressure Days (Headman Rework) Mission Control - Innerspace Cut Copy - Hearts On Fire (Aeroplane Pop Remix) CFCF - Sogni Rossi Hail Social - Heaven (Anoraak Remix) Hey Champ - Cold Dust Girl Sally Shapiro - Time To Let Go (CFCF Remix)

Into the Barbecue Towards Insurrection blended by DJ_S

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:36:15 GMT

Yes, yes! Time for summer soul classics and deep jammin on rooftops, porches, patios, and wherever else you can burn meat and hopefully the gubmint in due time. At any rate, we recommend relaxing, sating, getting blazed and hopefully lighting the last joint of the night in the company of something sexually appealling in your hand whilst s/he lights the molotov and tosses in front of a bank, "suffering" massive entity that laid your ass off, or other symbol of crumbing & corrupt "governance by the people." Wait until the last part to do that, then whistle the dusk away happily skipping whilst holding hands as the sirens distantly blare away towards a part of town that knows little of what you've inflicted. Bring the kids if you have to, but not on a school night. Cuts listed lowerly! 1. Kool & the Gang - Summer Madness 2. Gene Harris - Los Alamitoslatinfunklovesong (Bugz Remake) 3. Metal Fingers - All Spice 4. Colossus - Innacity 5. Chic - Sao Paulo 6. Ultra Nate - Twisted 7. Fela Kuti - Mistake (LIVE Version)

Danny on Toast mixed by Danny Massure

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:39:04 GMT

This cat...I mean, THIS FUCKIN' CAT. He breaks it. These are possibly the funkiest, most soulful breaks we've heard in a while, and we couldn't be more honored to have this true West Coast soul warrior on our cast. Be sure to check his links below, because it's less a group of webpages than an endless funk vortex. Do check Mr. Massure's releases on Spring Strut and elsewhere. This cat's no joke, and we're glad to inaugurate this Hero of the Toast for this week. Hopefully he'll be back! Links & tracks below! Danny Massure: http://dannymassure.blogspot.com/ http://www.dannymassure.com/ Originally aired on Danny Massure's weblog March 11, 2009: 1) Flash Callahan - Give The People A Break - Jalapeno 2) Breakout - Lyve Wire - Melting Pot Music 3) Regal - The Mack (Club Edit) - Unique 4) Marc Hype & Jim Dunloop - Point Blank - Melting Pot Music 5) BadboE - What Is Hip - Good Groove 6) Danny Massure - The Five South (BadboE Remix) Spring Strut 7) Lack Of Afro - Mongrel Strut - Freestyle 8) Up, Bustle & Out - Dominoe Boys - Ninja Tune 9)Cleon - Jaylis & Family - Favorite 10) Timewarp Inc - Afrofunk - Timewarp Music 11) Tim van der Holst, Erwin Hoorweg, Rolf Delfos - Bonga Bonga Jazz (AIFF Remix) Social Beats 12) Sabo - Sambafrica - Sol Selectas 13) Thomas Blondet - Havana 2am - Rhythm & Culture Recordings 14) Mo' Horizons - Ai Mi Morena (Chocolate Restyle) Agogo 15) Flash Callahan - Do You Know The Truth (Silver Storic Remix) - Jalapeno 16) All Good Funk Alliance - REC (Ancient Astronauts Remix) Funk Weapons

Resonate 4 mixed by DJ Striz

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:02:10 GMT

It's techno underground party time, kids! The Resonate people and Illmeasures have been rockin some of the best underground parties in Chicago for years, and this mix shows Striz at some of his hardest and best. Time for some Chicago tech shit! Do check Striz & company at: http://www.illmeasures.com AND Their Freakeasy parties: http://www.freakeasy.net BLAM!

Getting Tricky mixed by DJ Striz (LIVE!)

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:13:58 GMT

Who better to open up for legendary MC & Producer Tricky than our own Chitown homeboy DJ Striz? Not many, by our highly un-scientific yet exceedingly accurate estimates. If you have an eclectic and otherwise non-linear giant of electronic music coming into Chicago, you'd better call the Striz Line. That's all we're sayin. The first episode in our Double Feature for this week, please open your ears and your mind to our returning Hero of the Toast. We can only hope to link with him when we're back Chiside. BZZZZZZZZZZZT!

Recollect mixed by DJ Ryan Scott

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:28:06 GMT

Time to fish deep into the recesses of your mind and wonder a few things about house, kids. That is, so I wasn't born in 1964, why can't I be into "real house" like some of the old-timers say? Not to villainize the originators, but remember that the 1990's were when Chicago became the House of Lords before Barack Obama. The second generation of Chicago house represented very well and still does, thank you very much. Ryan Scott returns for his Hero of the Toast trifecta, dedicating this one to anyone who enjoyed that era and wants to recollect that ish. Trax that you forgot about but still live below! 01. warfare (chez damier underground mix) - chez & ron 02. i'll never die (original mix) - forbeta 03. be right there - santone 04. the mask (original mix) - soda inc. 05. fresh start (iz's house dub/audio soul project edit) - tera deva 06. the test - ravi McArthur 07. struggles - marcus aurelius 08. deep inside - harddrive 09. down 4 u (original mix) - IZ + Diz 10. i need a little more (dubbed version mix) - red hot edition 11. creeps who sleep (scott pace alarm clock mix) - slum science 12. feel you (mark grant) - julius papp & dave warrin 13. can you feel it - mr. fingers

Godblessmess by The Fist

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:13:40 GMT

Tonight The Toast breaks the champagne bottle on the bow of our first rock cast in a while, and we can't thank The Fist enough for letting us put this lovely blast monster on the show. The Fist had a short lifespan. Maybe it was the fisticuffs-oriented pornography, or the whiskey bottle-wielding bb gun fights, or possibly the firework wakeup calls. Either way, you should definitely check out The Fist and their debut funereal album here, or download it through myspace, because that's where all the kids hand out nowadays. Along with Sigourney Weaver...RRRRRRRRRROWR! We digress, TRAXX! 1. Orca 2. Ga Ga 3. Dollhairs 4. Gardens 5. The Gun 6. The Test 7. The Gang Sings! 8. The Prom

Beatific Beats mixed by DJ Total M

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:51:14 GMT

Hey, long time no see! Well, we're sure you are not going to be disappointed by this mix from the official Guru of the Toast, and a man that can truly make the world evolve, as it were. He's been massaging our brains with some of the smoothest, most diverse mix stylings for years and years, and it comes as no surprise to hear the absolute quality embodied in this exclusive gem from our main man. We cannot thank Total M enough for his brilliant services from here to eternia, and we hope you enjoy listening to this as much as we did. Don't worry about the future, kids. We'll be back weekly from here to eternia...

Exist Stage Right mixed by DJ_S

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 02:27:02 GMT

The first half of this mix was originally aired 12 January 2009 on TBS eFM courtesy of Stuart Reece's "Rough Around The Edges" program. We've decided that half an hour just ain't doin' this mix right, and have thus patched an extra 40 minutes of fun to it. Tracks! The Last Poets - Mean Machine (Splice's Automatic Edit) Alphonse Mouzon - Mouzon Moves On (Early Gazeebo Edit) Charly Brown - The Twilight Zone Lawnchair Generals - The Truth (DJ Sneak's Filthy Dub) Blakkat - Job Satisfaction (Duriez's Plastic Remix) All Good Funk Alliance - Party Over Here! (Original Mix) King Kooba - San Salvador Afronaught feat. Alison David - Dreams Come True FASE - Because I Can Jason Hodges - Sample This DJ Sneak - Sticky Shiet (Sneak's Sticky Icky Og Mix) Zed Bias feat. Randolph - Mighty Dub Myungho Choi - Try Me (Original Mix) Bob Sinclar - The Ghetto Donny Hathaway - The Ghetto

Dynamic DysFUNKtion mixed by The One Russtafari

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:16:22 GMT

This isn't a mix about your fam, so get over that shit. It is, however, by a guy who's definitely become fam in the very short while that he's been here in Korea via our nights together bumpin' it in Seoul at Sensation and elsewhere. Russtafari is a great DJ with an incredible ear for quality. However, it's sad to see him and his talents take off for the shores of Thailand after a rather short stay in Seoul, and we'll truly miss his amazing mixes and energy. For those of you doin' ya thing in Bangkok, you're gaining a special talent and an all-around great guy. For those of you in Seoul, time to start searching for his equal. Since that's not gonna happen, maybe it's time to just fire up that lame Tom Cruise remake of Mission Impossible while you cry and masturbate. We'll be doing the same, sans Tom Cruise, tears, or busy arms. Tracks! 1. Intro - Dynamic Syncopation 2. Clandestine Operation - Up Bustle & Out 3. New & Improved (feat. What What) - The Herbaliser 4. When I Shine (Dynamic Syncopation mix) - The Herbaliser 5. Today London Tomorrow The World - London Funk Allstars 6. Bug Powder Dust (Kruder & Dorfmeister Session) - Bomb 7. Funkungfusion - Dynamic Syncopation 8. Dreamy Days (remix) - Roots Manuva 9. Seven - 4Hero vs. Ursula Rucker 10. Dieu Reconnaitra Les Siens - DJ Cam 11. The Pacifist - DJ Vadim 12. Riviera Traxx Dub - Rollercone 13. Taa Fun Aiye - DJ Vadim 14. Edie Brikell - DJ Vadim 15. Clockwork - Roots Manuva 16. 19-2000 (Original mix) - Gorillaz 17. Milestone - Dynamite Deluxe feat. Blak Twang & D-Flame 18. Slipped Disc - Luke Vibert 19. Something Wicked (feat. Seaming To) - The Herbaliser

Therapy Live @ Cielo mixed by Jojo Flores (recorded 2 January 2009 at Cielo, New York City)

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 16:27:17 GMT

We're truly honored to have a live mix from the man we consider to be Montreal, hell, Canada's deepness authority. Jojo Flores, his Therapy radio show, and Gotsoul Recordings have been monumental contributors to the deep house we all love, and he's been travelling the world spreading the sound to anyone that has the smarts to listen attentively and dance inapproapriately or otherwise. For any of you unfortunate enought to be unfamiliar, please follow the linkage to the website below where Jojo can keep you up-to-date on all of his exploits around the world, along with the fabulous releases Gotsoul has been pumpin past, present, and future. Remember that "know" is not a verb you normally put in the continuous, you either do or you don't. Linkage: http://www.jojoflores.com

Live 2x4 at Smartbar mixed by Wasted Chicago Youth

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 11:24:57 GMT

Ah yes, it's time to take a trip to the official favorite basement of this here program and find two fellows that have been instrumental in the formation of this program. Wasted Chicago Youth is the production duo of long-time Smartbar resident Justin Long and Chitown veteran producer Mazi. This is a special two DJ, four turntable set of sheer bumpy madness, which surely you'd expect coming from these two playing together. At any rate, do look out for this fierce and ruthlessly independent crew's new "Cuckoo Clocked" on Fresh Meat Records, which should be easy to find at a friendly neighborhood vinyl dealer near you! Check the myspace page, suckas! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=373203093

Smoove 'n Easy mixed by Mr. Fudge & Nigel Morrison

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:53:47 GMT

We've witnessed many a tour-de-force on this bitch, but none quite as impressive as this 50 track, 79 minute homicide by a couple of true break warriors. Mr. Fudge has become a true friend of the Sexy Toast, and we can't be more grateful for his provision of this mix du maximum. For further info/bookings/sexual favor deliveries, you can contact the DJ's at the emails below. If you see either of these fools on a flyer (which you will...A LOT), you'd be best advised to go! Mr Fudge: dj.mrfudge@gmail.com Nigel Morrison: djnigelmorrison@gmail.com Ridiculously scroll-like track list below: Big Daddy Kane vs. Mr. Fudge – The Man The Daddy Fudge Flow Dynamics – Shock Ya Mind Sleeve – Get It On Calagad13 – Fonky Feeling Herbaliser – Can’t Help This Feeling Mousse T & Can 7 – Gourmet de Funk (Funkorama mix) P Zilla vs. Parker – Rock Dat DJ Yoda – Playing Around FK1000 – Elevate Yer Oochie Telesfor – Two Busy Bees Boogie (Slope mix) BMD – Take a Break Dusty – Voodoo (Romanowski’s Voodoo Island mix) FK1000 – Simple Flash Prosper – Funksplosed (Audited Beats) Q Tip – Breathe & Stop (Feature Cast Joint) South City All-Stars – Youth Bump Feature Cast – Chuck Berry FK1000 – It’s a Rubix Thang Prince – 1999 (A Skillz & Nick Thayer Boot) Calagad13 – Get On Down P Zilla & Parker – Ups ‘n Downs FK 1000 – It Takes 2 To Kiss Feature Cast – Funky White Brother Neighborhood Romeo – Chain Gang DJ Wood feat. Lady Precise – Groove Me All Good Funk Alliance – Slingshot Boogie (Feature Cast remix) Juke – Like It or Not Sampology – Back On The Drums A Skillz feat. Beardyman – Got The Rhythm Interlude Beat A Skillz – LSD Aldo Vanucci & Feature Cast – Make You Happy QDup Foundation – Cosmic Soul Bob Marley – African Herbsman (Weeks remix) DJ Deville feat. DJ Gregg R – Walk Like an Egyptian (Club Hype rework) Grandmaster Flash – The Message (Bird Peterson’s Junkyard remix) Bah Samba & The Fatback Band – Let The Drums Speak Aldo Vanucci & Feature Cast – Walk Like A Man Alien Entertainment – Get Crazy (Badboe remix) Cut La Rocc feat. Chase Master Kevvie – Funk wit Dis (Jay Original mix) A Skillz vs. Beatvandals – Beat Don’t Stop Quincy Jointz – Real (Basement Freaks remix) Magic Disco – The Beat Goes Time Warp, Inc. – Afrofunk Fonkyn Son – Rock Da Spot (Original mix) Plump DJ’s – Lost In Space Mash/Munkee – Wake Up Muza Yakuza – Latin Hustler (Jay Funk & Luc mix) Danny Massure – Mama Didn’t Lie (Rephrase remix) Krafty Kuts & A Skillz – Happiness (Original mix)

Freeform Radio 2 mixed by DJ Madrid

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 11:15:06 GMT

Here's part two of this week's double feature. We would also like to point out that both of these mixes are illegal in several relatively open and democratic countries. Enjoy the illegal flavor!

Freeform Radio 1 mixed by DJ Madrid

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 09:40:30 GMT

| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | This is the mix that really startled all of us at Sex Toast before Sex Toast was Sex Toast. Tonight we present a two-part series mixed by DJ Madrid, who was one of our old partners in crime with the Taal Jazz Massive. Even though it's been a while he's still without question one of the most solid DJ's we've ever seen, heard, or met. His abilities to blend almost everything into a smooth, melodic blend is something you have to see in person, which feature a most eclectic yet exquisite selection, making his live sets a look-out-below-type of experience because the crowd never knows where things are headed. Welcome to the experience that is Diaspora Funk.

XXXMas mixed by Jon Dica

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 09:31:22 GMT

| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Jon Dica is a smart guy. Thus, he knows you've been waiting all year for a pass on your usual parole officer beratement, maybe even hoping that the speed bump you fashioned on your street will finally work on the Jaegermeister truck that has rolled by unimpeded for over a year now. Deep inside your heart of hearts, Dica knows you sometimes wish after your seventeenth Christmas Eve heavy brandy egg nogg that Santa was there to deliver you from all evil, just like in the prayer you've mumbled in church since childhood. Well, it's time to let ol' Jon be your tour guide on this inspiring and outraging economic humpfest of a Yuletide. Merry Everyone!!! John Denver & The Muppets - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Esquivel – Snowfall Dirty Boyz - All I Want For Christmas (Is To Get Crunk) Andy Williams - It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (A Shrift Remix) Renne J. Grant - Share My Ham For Christmas Nat King Cole - Buon Natale (Means Merry Christmas To You) Dean Martin - Jingle Bells (Dan the Automator Remix) The Berlin Symphony Orchestra - The Nutcracker Suite (Baz Kuts Breaks Mix) Bing Crosby - Happy Holidays (Beef Wellington Remix) Louis Prima - What Will Santa Claus Say When He Finds Everybody Swinging Run-DMC - Christmas in Hollis Kurtis Blow - Christmas Rappin' Little Cindy - Happy Birthday Jesus Richard Cheese - Last Xmas New Birth Brass Band - Santa's Second Line Bob Rivers - Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire Carmen McRae & Sammy Davis Jr. - Baby, It's Cold Outside Ella Fitzgerald - Christmas Island Ingrid Lucia - Zat You Santa Clous? Jingle Cats - What Child Is This? Dinah Washington - Ole Santa Charles Brown - Please Come Home For Christmas Bob Rivers - You Ain't Gettin' Shit For Christmas Akim - Santa Claus Is a Black Man John Denver & The Muppets - We Wish You A Merry Christmas

The Entire Process mixed by DJ_S

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 09:24:45 GMT

Okay, so it's been a while since we started doing the guest mix series, and we have to admit that things have gotten a bit off track. However, it's time to start getting back to the roots of Sexual Toast, which is making you do it while you smoke weed and hate the gubmint. That was our mission, and we stand by our Three Principles of Totally Awesome Things To Do, tomatoes thrown in hostility or not! At any rate, we reiterate...music makes you do it, it's a simple fact. That's why we're putting together the entire process for you tonight. How did you go from buying flowers for that girl to wondering why she stole your car? What was that rather ethnic hooker yelling about Velen-times Day when you left her at 52nd St & 6th Ave on her back? Why, oh why, couldn't you get it up last night? With this mix, it doesn't matter. The fact is, it happened, so let's stop crying while masturbating and start dancing again, yeah? Tracks set to my tisks below: Rendezvous - Jazzanova feat. Capitol A Horny Dub - Roots Combination Tempest Dub - Cotton Belly Righteous Dub - Uptight Productions London - Internation Observer 2001 Beats - Luke Vibert This Beat - The Jazzual Suspects Dopebeatz - King Kooba Leanin' - Paul Randolph Wasn't Worth My Time - Flash Track 6 Delicious - Joey Negro and the Sunburst Band That Night (Wahoo Mix) - Jazzanova feat. Vikter Duplaix Mess Up - Benjamin Devigne

Beneath It All mixed by Ryan Scott

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 09:16:56 GMT

| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | We just had a fellow DJ this weekend tell us at an event before he went on that he "didn't know how [we] switched styles so much." Well, that quote didn't come from one Ryan Scott. The man clearly cares nothing about such concerns, and merely wants to play good music in the true tradition of Chicago DJ's from the early days with WBMX to today's Mushroom Jazz ish. If you play the shit that people like, then the people will come...it's that simple. Thus, our returning Hero Of The Toast shines light on where other things were dark, and additionally provides us with a chance to really throw some water on this hot house for a change. Enjoy your dank. 1. Old Fashoned Tief - Duran Y Garcia 2. Move On Up - The Dynamics 3. Foto Viva - Mo Horizons 4. SSS 005 - Super Smoky Soul 5. Bonus Track - Inland Knights 6. Set Your Night On - Fish Go Deep 7. Keep On (Edseven Dust Lazy Remix) - Regal 8. Drag Your Feet - Edseven 9. Gangsta Shit - Dj Cam 10. The Language of Music - Jaywalkers 11.Static Society - King Kooba 12. Morning Mist - Jaywalkers 13. Blue Marine - Saltwater Allstars 14. Woebegone (Flying Lotus Like Woe) - The Long Lost 15. Sunshine Lazy (Tony Nwachukwu) - Zero dB 16. Dali Barley - Inkliing 17. Crazy For You - Saltwater Allstars

Down For The Count mixed by Matthew Clement aka DJ 4Play

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 09:11:35 GMT

| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Let us just say right off the bat that we have dancinged, drunkened, swimminged, and laugh out loudinged to the soundtrack of Mr. Clement's beats on many a weekend here in Seoul. The guy plays more funky jams in a weekend than many scientists thought humanly possible without heavily frothy consequences, rain pain or fame. Luckily, those frothy consequences and other nonsensical elements are left to the public and our guest tonight is almost always the last man standing...still droppin' records at 6am lookin phat and happy. 1. Jackzilla - Bobby & Klein 2. Got To Let You - Tovar 3. Disco Monk (Deep Mix) - Christian Malloni 4. Say Something - Tovar 5. We Got Gam - Soydan 6. Buffalo Girl (Dub Mix) - James Curd 7. Do It 4 Da Love - Groundholder 8. Hot On Your Trail (Frequent Flier's Remix) - Oriental Funk Stew, Olivier Desmet 9. Up The Wall - Inland Knights 10. If You Dont Have Funk I Lend U Some - Mastiksoul 11. Feel My Luv (Anhanguera Acid Remix) - Kris G 12. On Fire - Vernon & Dacosta

Assmasks & Cowsuits mixed by DJ_S & Jon Dica

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 09:08:01 GMT

Tonight our mix series takes us to the far off shores of Hong Kuh-Kong Kong Kong for a mix from a dear old friend that you're sure not to forget. It's funny that both of us grew up in the Midwest amongst the same hooligan crew yet didn't meet until our corporate adventures in the Far East. Shouts go out to the go-go shows of Thailand, Korean package tours, and the Midwest still rulin' the roost at Sinchon Center. Remember this: When you go out in Singapore, don't wear shorts. Something or Other mixed by DJ_S Lookin' Ass Nigga (Houston Remix) - Cornbreadd What Price Samba - Azymuth Love Has Come Around - Donald Byrd Sexy Toast with Nutella mixed by Jon Dica Mulatu Astatke - I Faram Gami I Faram Success N Effect - Roll It Up (Bass Kickin Beats) Kenny Dixon Jr. - Untitled (Private Collection 001) Alexander Robotnick - C'est La Vie Giorgio Moroder - E=MC² Dylan Digits - Death in Winter DJ Sneak - Funky Rhythm (Club Mix) Marques Wyatt - For Those Who Like To Get Down Raw Deal - Blues for Brother George Jackson Rudy's Playhouse - Got To Be Free (Acid Overdose Mix) Purveyors of Fine Funk - Summer Funk Plexus - Auto Shutter (Mix 3) DJ Deeon - Headstrumental Dr. Cryptic - The Bell ilkie - I Sed

Stokin' The Limelight mixed by Sista Stroke (recorded LIVE @ Limelight, San Antonio)

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 08:56:57 GMT

Okay, so we feel guilty that we didn't give our main girl a full hour on the last episode she graced the decks, but we're making up and out for that in time lost. We don't forget our troops. Anyway, we thought we'd help everyone let go during a week of massive tension in our parts, so this is our second contribution to the election. Needless to say, we're more than happy that we were dancin' live and not in our dreams election-wise, but it must be said we're sorry that we got distracted and posted this to you late if you haven't checked it out yet.

Spicy Soup Set Trippin' mixed by DJ_S (recorded live at Joker Red, Seoul)

DJ_S and Dirty are Sexual Toast! — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 08:50:12 GMT

Korea quiz time, kids! What is 찌개 (Jjigae)? Is it: a) A spicy mix of vegetables and red pepper soup that warms the souls of countless Koreans and foreigners living here OR b) A wonderfully eclectic night put on monthly by DJ Ladybird and friends at Joker Red in the Hongdae area of Seoul? The answer is, of course, BOTH! Every month, this crew of very solid DJ's puts on an eclectic night of funk, jazz, house, techno, and everything in between. This month, DJ_S was their honored guest for cocktail hour, and he can only hope he didn't disappoint as it was his first gig out in several years. YIKES! Anyway, for more on Ladybird, re:cursive, slackjaw, and sunshine do check their pages on facebook or myspace below! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=12941587260 http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=379160366 Tracks: 7 Dub - Rock It Tonight St. Germain - Montego Bay Spleen Abdullah Ibrahim - Did You Hear The Sound? Pointer Sisters - Pinball Number Song Eddie Kendricks - Girl, You Need A Change Of Mind Afronaught - Transcend Me Daniel Wang - 24 To Vector Z Moodymann - I Can't Kick This Feeling When It Hits 8fatfat8 - Fatty Undercover Agency - Livin' In The Mind Moloko - Pure Pleasure Seeker (Pure Pleasure Disco Vocal) To-Ka Project - Turn On, Tune In (Dropout Mix)