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Jon Dica is a smart guy. Thus, he knows you've been waiting all year for a pass on your usual parole officer beratement, maybe even hoping that the speed bump you fashioned on your street will finally work on the Jaegermeister truck that has rolled by unimpeded for over a year now. Deep inside your heart of hearts, Dica knows you sometimes wish after your seventeenth Christmas Eve heavy brandy egg nogg that Santa was there to deliver you from all evil, just like in the prayer you've mumbled in church since childhood. Well, it's time to let ol' Jon be your tour guide on this inspiring and outraging economic humpfest of a Yuletide. Merry Everyone!!!
John Denver & The Muppets - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Esquivel – Snowfall
Dirty Boyz - All I Want For Christmas (Is To Get Crunk)
Andy Williams - It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (A Shrift Remix)
Renne J. Grant - Share My Ham For Christmas
Nat King Cole - Buon Natale (Means Merry Christmas To You)
Dean Martin - Jingle Bells (Dan the Automator Remix)
The Berlin Symphony Orchestra - The Nutcracker Suite (Baz Kuts Breaks Mix)
Bing Crosby - Happy Holidays (Beef Wellington Remix)
Louis Prima - What Will Santa Claus Say When He Finds Everybody Swinging
Run-DMC - Christmas in Hollis
Kurtis Blow - Christmas Rappin'
Little Cindy - Happy Birthday Jesus
Richard Cheese - Last Xmas
New Birth Brass Band - Santa's Second Line
Bob Rivers - Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
Carmen McRae & Sammy Davis Jr. - Baby, It's Cold Outside
Ella Fitzgerald - Christmas Island
Ingrid Lucia - Zat You Santa Clous?
Jingle Cats - What Child Is This?
Dinah Washington - Ole Santa
Charles Brown - Please Come Home For Christmas
Bob Rivers - You Ain't Gettin' Shit For Christmas
Akim - Santa Claus Is a Black Man
John Denver & The Muppets - We Wish You A Merry Christmas
Podcast Summary
Two slices of electronic rye, four 1/2-inch thick slabs of monkey business butter, a half pound of ghost weed, a dash of no givin a fuck gregarious powdered sugah, and a gansey load of mashidup potatoes. Stir for 1-2 hours depending upon mood or intake of alcohol and susstinces. Appearing weekly at your mom's house, but it's totally consensual...really.
Seoul street prayer, soul purveyor, cereal eater, floaty things enthusiast, freestyle walker, Englishee teacher, half Korean, junk collector, lame game spitter, half-assed dancer, bass splayer, piss-up starter, hate deflector shield wielder, and generally benevolent manager. That's the human half...the other one is a ball licker, treat liker, hyper spazzer, street dogger with mad lady game.
